Earned Detention · Book + Guest Guide

Earn the seat.

1) Book a time above — Microsoft collects your name, email, and phone there. 2) Below: a few quick required ops fields, then optional Mad Lib story sections — expand a section only if you want to fill blanks for shorts & host prep. Use the same email in Bookings that you expect us to write you at.

1 · Book a time

Full-page booking →

Bookings only needs name, email, and phone. Everything else for the show is in the Guest Guide below.

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2 · Guest Guide

Name, email, and phone already went to Bookings. Ops fields below are always visible (required where marked). Mad Lib sections are optional — expand only if interested.

How you want to be introduced on air (if different from your booking name).

Comfortable going live? required

Some episodes stream live; others are recorded.

Hallway · optional Mad Lib Expand if you want to fill blanks for shorts & host prep

Just before high school I was still .

That first year (at the high school you named above), in , people may remember me as .

I ran with .

My locker was by .

If someone in charge remembered me, it was because of .

Dad Math · optional (great for shorts) Expand if you want to fill blanks for shorts & host prep

In , a cost about $ . Now about $ .

A Friday night out was . A concert ticket was . I owned .

Hours on a phone after 10: . Hours scrolling now: .

Jobs before I felt like an adult: . Times I still feel 17 per week: .

Mix tape & punch lines · optional Expand if you want to fill blanks for shorts & host prep

Mix tape / song that mattered: .

Movie or show I watched too many times: .

Teacher or coach rent-free: .

Song that still hits: .

I miss . Glad it’s gone: .

Quiet win: .

Then vs Now · optional Expand if you want to fill blanks for shorts & host prep

I thought I’d become . Instead I .

What stayed the same: . What changed most: .

These days I’m

The people in my everyday life are .

Home feels .

Advice to 17-year-old me: “.”

Advice I got then: “.” Advice I give now: “.”

Depth · optional (host prep) Expand if you want to fill blanks for shorts & host prep

A season that shaped me (skip if you want):

Who showed up: .

If this chair is for stories, the one I want on the record:

Someone we might remember (optional): .

Who should sit here next: .

Anything else:

Your own line:

I’m not the hallway. I’m what happened after.

We’ll match this to your Bookings reservation by time and email on the calendar. Join ~15 minutes early; plan to stay ~10 after.